There were three guys that died and went to heaven.
The first went up and then God said, "You have committed adultery so you
shall own a bike."
The second guy comes up and God says, "You have almost committed adultery so
you shall own a motorcycle."
The third guy goes up and then God says, "You have only thought about
adultery so you shall get a Porsche!"
The first guy comes up to the man in the Porsche and starts Laughing and the
man in the
Porsche asks, "Why are you laughing? You only got a bike!"
The guy on the bike says, "I just saw your wife on a skateboard!"