The sweet young thang was telling the Evangelist that she had been sleeping
in another bedroom since she had caught her husband sleeping with the
neighbor.
"It's your duty to forgive him, my child." intoned the TV minister as he
patted her hand and she fell into his arms gently sobbing. "But..." he added, as
his grip tightened, "How'd ya like to get even with the S.O.B. first
?"