Showing posts with label Divorced Barbie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Divorced Barbie. Show all posts

Divorced Barbie

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

He drove to the mall, ran to the toy store and asked the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she replied, "Which Barbie?" She continued, "We have Barbie Goes To The Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes To The Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes To The Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Night clubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $255.00".

Ralph asked, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $255.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"That's obvious" the sales lady said. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture".