Whose Skeleton

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
 
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
 
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
 
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

How Does An Electric Motor Run

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
 
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
 
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
 
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Made in Japan

Sardar: U cheated me.
 
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
 
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio Station!

Loss in a Accident

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
 
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Alphabetical Order

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
 
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
 
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.