There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk... I mean really
really really DRUNK.
When the bar closed he got up to go home, and as he
stumbled out of the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. Soooo he
stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
Well, the nun was really surprised...but before she could do or say anything
he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and
kicked her in the butt, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he
stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said......
"Not very fuckin' strong tonight, ARE YOU BATMAN?!"