Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived
far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Uncle Charlie
and send me the bill."
Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got
another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental
expense.
But, when the bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, he finally called
his brother again to find out what was going on.
"Well," said the other brother, "You said to do something nice for Uncle
Charlie. So I rented him a tuxedo."