There was 3 old men sitting by a pool talking about old times. One of the men
ask the other two what was the worst sound they ever heard.
The first old man said, "well I was in Africa once and had a herd of wild
elephants coming in my direction and no place to hide."
The second old man said, "I was a pilot in the air force and was flying over
the ocean and my engine on my air plane was making bad noises like it was going
to quit."
The third old man who had asked the question said, "well I have the worst one
of all. I was seeing this woman and her husband came in on us while we were in
the bed together. I jumped up and ran and jumped out the window."
The third old man stopped talking for a minute and the other two men ask,
"well what was the bad sound". The third old man said, "just a minute this is
hard for me to retell the story".
After a short pause he then said "ok, I jumped out the window and the woman's
husband grabbed me by the balls, so there I was hanging by my balls, and the
worst sound I ever heard was the man trying to open his pocket knife with his
teeth.