An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been
sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife,
bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy
hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants
to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives
depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that
way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"