Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the
road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood
Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children
on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and
Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the
survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man.
****** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men continue
reading.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must
have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
****** By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
illustrates another point: women never listen.