There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend
holidays in Hawaii, but never able to save any money to do so. One day they came
with an idea -- each time they have sex, they will put $20.00 bill into piggy
bank. They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year. After
that time, they decided that there is enough money for their dream vacation and
broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings and said:
"Isn't it strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into piggy. But here we
have many $50.00 and a few $100.00 bills."
The wife replied: "Do you think that everybody is as stingy as you
are?"