A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive
crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions,
she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her
breasts.
The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this
unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her butt
instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock.
When her
husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around,
bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?"
the wife says.
"Uh, who the hell is Bob?" the husband replies.