The two housewives were drinking coffee together.
"On my way over here," said Louise, "I developed an awful headache.
Do you have any good remedies?"
Her friend Martha responded:
"When I get a headache, my husband is the best remedy. He rubs my shoulders,
then the back of my neck, caresses my breasts while kissing my tummy, and...
Well, you can guess the rest.
In no time at all he's soothed the pain away. You should try it!"
"I'd love to," her friend replied. "What time does your husband get
home?"