One day an old man got really sick so his wife went to the doctor and told 
him that her husband had a lack of energy, a cough, and couldn't get an 
erection. The doctor said that there was nothing that he could do until he had a 
stool, urine, and sperm sample from the man.
When the old woman got home to her husband, he asked, "What did the doctor 
say?"
She responded, "He wants a pair of your underwear."