It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing,
and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill sergeant walks in and
bellows, "THIS IS A BIRTHDAY SUIT INSPECTION!!!!!!!! I wanna see you's all
formed up outside butt naked NOW!"
So, the soldier's quickly jumped out of bed, naked and shivering, and ran
outside to form up in their three ranks. The Sarge walked out and yells, "Close
up the ranks, conserve your body heat!" So they close in slightly...
The captain comes along with his swagger stick. He goes to the first soldier
and whacks him right across the chest with it.
"DID THAT HURT?" he yells.
"No, Sir!" came the reply.
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"
The captain is impressed, and walks on to the next man. He takes the stick
and whacks the soldier right across the rear.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"
Still extremely impressed, the captain walks to the third guy, and sees he
has an enormous erection. Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK with the
swagger stick.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir!"