Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the
beat.
They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running
late this morning and forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the
station to get them."
George replied, "We don't have to go back. Just give Fido my trusty police
dog one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you."
It was a hot day and Mary didn't fell like heading back to the station, so
she lifted her skirt for the dog.
Fido's nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds
of sniffing,
Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off in a flash
towards the station house.
Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido. Ten minutes pass, and the dog is
nowhere to be seen.
Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry.
Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get
louder and louder.
Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Fido rounds the
corner with the Desk Sergeant's balls in his mouth!