The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all
incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the
hotel Astor!" On the way to the station on his first trip he kept repeating to
himself, "Free bus to the hotel Astor, Free bus to the hotel Astor," until he
memorized it letter perfect.
Upon his arrival at the station, however, he became confused at all the noise
and hub bub and started shouting as follows. "Free hotel at the bust your Astor,
I mean, Free ass at the Hotel Bastard, I mean, Freeze your ass at the Hotel
Buster, I mean Squeeze your bust at the Hotel
Faster, I mean, Bust your ass at
the Hotel Freezer, Oh shit...take a cab."