A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The
attorney asked,
"May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of
those divorce's."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yea, I
got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" The
farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said,
"Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes
sir, I got a suit. I wear it in church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or
anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY DO YOU WANT A
DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with
her."