A guy was getting really involved with his girlfriend, so he went to a tattoo
parlor and got her name tattooed on his pxxnis.
When his pxxnis was at erect it said "Wendy", and when it was limp it says
"Wy".
Well, one day he and "Wendy" went to this nude beach. They were walking
along, and he saw a guy's pxxnis that said "Wy".
He approached him and asked him if his girlfriend's name was "Wendy". He said
"No, mine says 'Welcome to the beach and have a nice day.'"