Dividing the Collection Plate

A rabbi, a priest and a minister were discussing how they divided up the collection plate after services.

The minister explained that he drew a circle on the ground, tossed the collection in the air. All the money that landed in the circle was for God, and all that landed outside wa for himself and the parish.

The priest used a similar system. He drew a straight line on the ground, and the money that fell on one side was for God, and the other for himself and the church.

The rabbi said that his was a similar system. "I toss the offerings up in the air, and anything God can catch He can keep."