It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church
to ask for the weekend off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes.
Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend.
"However", he said, "as soon as you get back
Monday morning I want you to
confess to me what you did over the weekend." The four nuns agree, and ran
off.
Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The first nun goes to the priest and
says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks, "What did you
do, Sister?" She replies, "I watched an R-rated movie." The priest looks up at
heaven for a few seconds, then replies,
"You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy
water." The first nun leaves, and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly under
her breath.
The second nun then goes up to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for
I have sinned."
The priest replies, "OK, what happened?" She says, "I was
driving my brother's car down the street in front of his house, and I hit a
neighbors dog and killed it." The priest looks up to heaven for half a minute,
then says, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water." The second nun goes
out. By this time, the fourth nun is laughing quite audibly.
Then the third nun walks to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I
have sinned." The priest asks, "Out with it. What did you do?" She says, "Last
night, I ran naked up and down Main Street." The priest looks up at heaven for a
full five minutes before responding, "God forgives you. Go and drink the holy
water." She leaves.
The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard tears run down her
cheeks. The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that was so darn funny?" The
fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water..."