A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks,
they agree to go back to his place.
As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and
starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and
says, "See there, baby? That's 1000 pounds of Dynamite!"
She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to
his bulging legs,
"See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!"
She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming
to the front door. He catches her before she is able to run out the door, and
asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was
afraid you were about to blow!"