An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get
separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and asks:
"Escusa me, have you seen-a my Bobby? He's got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of
curly black hair."
The saleswoman answers that she hasn't seen her husband. So the Italian woman
goes to ask another saleswoman: "Escusa me, have you seen-a my Bobby? He's got a
big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair."
"No, I'm sorry ma'am, I haven't seen your husband."
The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and asks: "Escusa me, have
you seen-a my Bobby. He's got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black
hair?"
The saleswoman answers: "Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety
split."
To which the Italian woman answers: "No no no, that's not-a my Bobby, he
pinch-a the butt, grab-a the breasts but he no lickety split!"