Bart and Art have been a twosome on the links every day since they've been
retired. One day, as they're putting on their golf shoes in the clubhouse, they
get into a conversation about heaven and whether there are any golf courses
there. They make a pact. The first one to die will come back and tell the other
one. Bart dies first, and sure enough, comes back to visit Art.
Art says, "Well are there any golf courses in heaven?"
"I have good news and I have bad news," says Bart.
"We have the ultimate golf course in the sky and tournament which starts
tomorrow."
"So what's the bad news?"
"You're my partner!"