>From: Automated Payroll Processing Dept.
>Date: January 1, 2000
>Subject: Vacation Pay
Dear Valued Employee:
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past
100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid
leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for
every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our
office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will
include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months