Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court
before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a
second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try
to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll
see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one "How
did you do over the weekend?
""Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them this (the big
circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after
drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. The judge turns and asks the second guy,
"And you, how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told
them, 'this is your anus before prison.'"