A salesman was testifying in his divorce trial against his wife. "Please
describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain
suspicions as to your wife's fidelity."
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So
naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife."
"One Sunday morning," he continued, "we were in the midst of xxx when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and
yelled, 'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'"