A man walks into a bar and notices a huge pot filled with money sitting in
the corner. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender tells him it's the
prize for a contest.
"You pay 5 bucks for a chance to win the pot, and to win it you have to do
three things" says the bartender. "First, you have to knock out Spike, our
300-pound bouncer. Second, there's a pit bull out back who has an abscessed
tooth. You have to pull the bad tooth from his mouth. Last, you have to go
upstairs to the bedroom. Up there is the owner's mother. She's 90 years old, and
hasn't had an orgasm in 30 years If you can make her come, the money's
yours."
The guy decides to try it and tosses his five bucks in the pot. He walks up
to the bouncer and decks the monster with a single punch. Then he goes out back.
Soon everyone in the bar hears growling, barking, and yelling, followed by
whimpering sounds.
The fellow strolls back into the bar with his clothes ripped up, covered with
scratches and bites. "That's two down!" he says. "Now where's that old broad
with the abscessed tooth?"