A young couple were banging away like there was no tomorrow, when the boy stopped and asked the girl to spread her legs farther apart, which she eagerly did, anticipating more of his enthusiastic vigor. Instead, he timidly asked her to spread her legs even farther apart.
She said, "Why? What are you trying to do, ram your balls inside me?"
"No. I've already done that. Now I am trying to get them back