A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells
nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that
she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with the
co-worker telling you your hair smells nice."
The woman replies, "He's a midget."
The real-estate boss got a hot new secretary, and he decided to put some
moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is
working, not caring, coming to work late, and so on.
Finally, he pulls her aside, and has a little talk with her. "Listen, baby,
we may have gone to bed together a few times, but who said you could start
coming in late and slacking off?"
The secretary's reply, "My lawyer!"