"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors office. "I think
I'm turning into a man"
The doctor says, " Now hold on little lady, what makes you think that you're
turning into a man?" "
Well" said the woman "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest"
The doctor asked, " Well then, how far down your chest is your hair growing?
"
She replied, "All the way down to my dick".
Big Lips
A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina
lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as
she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed.
Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself." "Who is the third rose from?" she asked
"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed.
Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself." "Who is the third rose from?" she asked
"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
Bed Wetting Problem
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The
doctor asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen
and remove her clothes.
She was a bit shocked, but went ahead anyway. When she was undressed he asked her to
stand on her hands in front of and facing a full length mirror.
The young woman was even more shocked, but if I would help solve her problem she thought she had better do what the doctor said. As soon as she was in position the doctor asked her to open her legs. When she did, he put his head between them and rested his chin right on her private parts.
After a few moments and some very positive "yes, yes" type noises, the doctor instructed her to get dressed again.
After she had, the doctor sat her down and informed her that the main cause of her problem was just that she was drinking far too much liquid before going to bed.
"So what did the exercise in front of the mirror tell you?"
"Well," he replied, "my wife is right. A beard would suit me"
She was a bit shocked, but went ahead anyway. When she was undressed he asked her to
stand on her hands in front of and facing a full length mirror.
The young woman was even more shocked, but if I would help solve her problem she thought she had better do what the doctor said. As soon as she was in position the doctor asked her to open her legs. When she did, he put his head between them and rested his chin right on her private parts.
After a few moments and some very positive "yes, yes" type noises, the doctor instructed her to get dressed again.
After she had, the doctor sat her down and informed her that the main cause of her problem was just that she was drinking far too much liquid before going to bed.
"So what did the exercise in front of the mirror tell you?"
"Well," he replied, "my wife is right. A beard would suit me"
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