A woman had a pet skunk which was a devoted pet to her for years.

One day the skunk died. The woman didn't know what to do at first, as she lived in an apartment and she had no place in the yard to bury her pet. So she decided to give the pet a proper burial out in the country.

She didn't have a car, so she planned on taking a bus to the edge of town, then walking from there to some good site.

She got on the bus and sat down behind the driver. About this time, the skunk wasn't keeping too well, so the woman held the skunk at arm's length.

The driver noticed the smell right away, but he kept on driving for several blocks. He next opened the window, but that didn't help.

Finally, he pulled the bus to the curb, and turned around, and said: "Will the woman with rhe stinking pussy please get off the bus?"

14 women got off.

Sheep Fries

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash.

"No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!"

The farmhand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper.

This went on for three days....and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper.

On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper. He asked his wife where the farmhand was and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries and he ran like hell!