Mary had just got out of the bath and was standing naked in her bedroom when there was a knock at the door, "whos there" she called out.

"It's all right, Iam a blindman" came the reply, trepidation gave way to compassion and she opened the door to him.

"Hmmm, nice pair of tits, now where do you want me to put this blind"

Blind Salesman

A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a fishing rod to give to her husband for his birthday.

A salesman wearing dark glasses with a dog is behind the counter and asks, "Can I help you ma'am?"

"Well, I'd like to buy a fishing rod, can you tell me about this one?" she answers.

The salesman replies, "I'm sorry ma'am but I am blind and can not see the rod your referring too. However, if you'll drop it on the counter I'll tell you all about it as I can tell from the sound it makes."

The lady picks up the rod, and does what he says and drops it on the counter.

He belts, "That's a Zebco 2500, fiberglass, 6.5', medium action - $15."
Lady - "Wow !"

She finds another and does the same. "Thats an Orion 35C, graphite, 6', light action - best used with ultralight tackle - $20."

Very impressed the lady decides to buy the second one.

As the man is ringing up the sale, the lady makes a rather large noise as she passes gas but feels no need to apologize as the salesman is blind and has no idea who she is.

Salesman says, "That'll be $25."


"That's right ma'am, $20 for the rod, $3 for the duck call, and $2 for the fish bait."