A Redneck Southern Guy walks into a gun shop.
Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, How can I help you?"
Redneck Guy: "I'm lookin' for a
gun."
Owner: "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?".
Redneck Guy (pointing at
the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."
Owner (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?"
Redneck Guy:
"It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for
shooting at cans."
Redneck Guy (pointing at the .44): "Nah, I need this
one."
Owner: "Damn, what kinda cans are you shooting?"
Redneck Guy:
"Mexi-cans.......Puerto Ri-cans............"
Redneck Fishermen
Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels,
the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.
I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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