A tax official has come to a rural synagogue do to a tax compliance audit. The rabbi accompanies him to the synagogue. "So rabbi, tell me, please, after you have distributed all your unleavened bread, what do you do with the crumbs?"
"Why, we gather them carefully and send them to the city and then they make
bread of them again and send it to us."
"Ah. So what about candles after they are burnt? What do you do with the
"We send them to the city as well, and they make new candles from them and
send them to us."
"And what about circumcision? What do you do with those leftover pieces?"
The rabbi, wearily, replies, "We send them to the city as well."
"To the city!? And what do they send to you?"
"Today they have sent you to us."