A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.
They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.
Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in
the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while
enjoying their "freedom."
As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of
ladies from town.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the
priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for
cover.
After the ladies left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and
the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.
The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my
face they would recognize."
A Drunken Man
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the
confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing.
The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts.
Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."
The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts.
Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."
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