A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public
Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor
told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set
average of two miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to the
conditions and started right away.
The supervisor checking up at the end of the day, found that the blonde had
completed four miles on her first day, double the average! "Great," he told her,
"I think you're really going to work out."
The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only
accomplished two miles.
The supervisor thought, "Well she's still at the average
and I don't want to discourage her, so I'll just keep quiet."
The third day however the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, "I
need to talk to her before this gets any worse." The boss pulled the new
employee in and said, "You were doing so great. The first day you did four
miles, the second day two miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Why? Is
there a problem? An injury, equipment failure? What's keeping you from meeting
the two-mile minimum?"
The blonde replied "Well, each day I keep getting farther and farther away
from the bucket."
What is Politics
Boy: Dad, what's politics?
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management.
Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?
Boy: I still don't understand dad.
Dad: Think about it for a while son.
That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he have soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can hear him.
The next day...
Son: Dad I understand politics now.
Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own word son.
Son: The management is screwing the working class while the governments fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!!!!!
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management.
Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?
Boy: I still don't understand dad.
Dad: Think about it for a while son.
That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he have soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can hear him.
The next day...
Son: Dad I understand politics now.
Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own word son.
Son: The management is screwing the working class while the governments fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!!!!!
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