Trade in for a Job

The madam of a whorehouse is having a great year for business, so she decides to divide her reception area in half so she'll have another bedroom.

She calls a carpenter in to do the work. He puts up the wall and when he's finished, he says,

"That'll be fifteen hundred bucks, Miss."

She takes him by the hand, leads him into the new bedroom, takes off all her clothes, and lies on the floor with her legs wide apart. She says with a smile, "I don't have any cash, so I thought you might like to take it out in trade."

He gets down on the floor next to her, puts his middle finger in her asshole and his thumb in her pussy and says, "All right, lady, give me my fifteen hundred bucks or I'm gonna rip out the partition!"

Sisters of Mercy

A man was driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that reads.....

SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination...drives on. Soon, he sees another sign which says...

SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES

Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure enough, there is a third...

SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway. On the side of the parking lots, is a somber stone building with a sign on the door that reads..

SISTERS OF MERCY

He climbs the steps, rings the bell, and the door is answered by a nun in a long black habit, who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"

"I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing some business"...he answers. "Very well, my son. Please follow me," says the nun.

He is led through many winding passages, and soon he is very disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door," and leaves.

The man does as he is told, and this door is opened by another nun in a long black habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs: "Please place $50.00 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He places the money in the nun's tin cup. He trots eagerly down the hallway, and slips through the door, pulling it shut.

As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

Go in Peace. You have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy