The madam of a whorehouse is having a great year for business, so she decides to divide her reception area in half so she'll have another bedroom.
She calls a carpenter in to do the work. He puts up the wall and when he's
finished, he says,
"That'll be fifteen hundred bucks, Miss."
She takes him by the hand, leads him into the new bedroom, takes off all her
clothes, and lies on the floor with her legs wide apart. She says with a smile,
"I don't have any cash, so I thought you might like to take it out in
He gets down on the floor next to her, puts his middle finger in her asshole
and his thumb in her pussy and says, "All right, lady, give me my fifteen
hundred bucks or I'm gonna rip out the partition!"