Name of Car

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
 

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
 

 Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol

I have one more

2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
 

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
 

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Where were you born

Boss: Where were you born?
 

Sardar: India ..
 

Boss: which part?
 

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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