Wedding Night Prankers

The wedding date was all set and the groom's three pals --a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist-- were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter decided that he would saw most of the way through the slats of their bed.

The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating current would give them a few chuckles.

The dentist would not tell what he had done, but wore a sly grin and swore that it would be memorable.

The wedding and reception went as planned. A few days later, each of the groom's three friends received a letter:

Dear friends,
We did not mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback. But, I swear before God Almighty, I am going to hunt down and kill whoever put Novocain in the K-Y Jelly."

Wedding Night

On their wedding night, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her preparations, the bride left the bathroom to find the bridegroom on his knees in front of the bed.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm praying for guidance," answered the young man.

"I'll take care of that," she replied. "You better pray for endurance."

Wedding Bribe

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom quietly slipped the pastor a $100 bill.

"Reverend," he whispered, "I'd be mighty obliged if you'd just happen to forget the part where I promise to love, honour, obey and be faithful to my wife forever."

The time came for the groom's vows during the actual wedding service.

The pastor looked the young man in the eye, "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally, before God and your lovely wife, that you will never so much as look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped, looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."

As a hymn was being sung, the furious groom leaned toward the priest. "I thought we had a deal," he hissed.

The pastor gently pressed the $100 bill into the young man's palm and whispered, "She made me a much better offer."