The wedding date was all set and the groom's three pals --a carpenter, an
electrician, and a dentist-- were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on
their wedding night.
The carpenter decided that he would saw most of the way through the slats of
their bed.
The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating current would
give them a few chuckles.
The dentist would not tell what he had done, but wore a sly grin and swore
that it would be memorable.
The wedding and reception went as planned. A few days later, each of the
groom's three friends received a letter:
Dear friends,
We did not mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a
minor setback. But, I swear before God Almighty, I am going to hunt down and
kill whoever put Novocain in the K-Y Jelly."