Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a
small brown bear and shot it. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there
was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear. The black
bear said, "You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have
sex."
Frank decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
revenge. He headed out on another trip, where he found the black bear and shot
it. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was another tap on his
shoulder. This time, a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly
said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you
to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally
recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the
grizzly, and shot it. He felt sweet revenge. As the sound of the rifle shot
faded away, there was a tap on his shoulder.
He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear
said, "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"