Time to go to School

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

Three Engineers in a Car

There are three engineers in a car. a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car, on the way suddenly breaks down.

The mechanical engineer gets down and examines the car thoroughly for about 20 minutes.

"Surely, the problem is in the engine.", he concludes.

The electrical engineer gets down and examines the car for about half an hour and victoriously says; "definitely there is a battery problem, we have to recharge the battery."

Finally the computer engineer gets down to see what is wrong and checks the car for almost an hour and says: "can you please reset the car?"