Gloves for my Wife

"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, 

"but I don't know her size."

"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.

"Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours."

"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.

"Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."

Divorced Barbie

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

He drove to the mall, ran to the toy store and asked the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she replied, "Which Barbie?" She continued, "We have Barbie Goes To The Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes To The Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes To The Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Night clubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $255.00".

Ralph asked, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $255.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"That's obvious" the sales lady said. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture".