A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy.
The doctor asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to
pregnancy...and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks.
"Grab your upper
lip and pull it out a little..."
"A little more..."
"No. A little more..."
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"