A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the
receptionist asked "Yes sir, may we help you?"
"There's something wrong with my dick." He replied.
The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you." He said.
"We do not use language like that here." She said. "Please go outside and
come back in and say that there's something wrong with your ear or
whatever."
The man shrugged his shoulders, walked out, waited several minutes and
reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear." He stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong with your ear,
sir?"
"I can't piss out of it." The man replied.
Doctor Check Up
A beautiful woman walks into a doctor's office and the doctor is awestruck.
All his professionalism goes out the window.
He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says, "Do you know what I am doing?" he replies "Yes, checking for abnormalities."
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra and he starts rubbing her breast. He says, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer."
Finally, he tells her to takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her.
He says, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, getting herpes. That's why I am here."
He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says, "Do you know what I am doing?" he replies "Yes, checking for abnormalities."
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra and he starts rubbing her breast. He says, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer."
Finally, he tells her to takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her.
He says, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, getting herpes. That's why I am here."
Dental Emergency
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on
the chair and spreads her legs wide open.
"You must have made a mistake," says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologist's office is one level higher."
To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husband's dentures last week, now you'll be the one getting them out."
"You must have made a mistake," says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologist's office is one level higher."
To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husband's dentures last week, now you'll be the one getting them out."
Darla's Doctors Visit
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay,
Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man!
Have you, Darla?"
Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man!
Have you, Darla?"
Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"
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