You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as
a honeymooner.
So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there
was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long
time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"
On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple had an unfortunate
accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to
control her grief, the bride called her mother from the hospital.
"Mother", she sobbed, "My husband has only one foot."
The mother, trying to console her daughter said, "That's alright dear, your
father has only six inches."