A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes.
She was a bit shocked, but went ahead anyway. When she
was undressed he asked her to
stand on her hands in front of and facing a full
The young woman was even more shocked, but if I would help solve her problem
she thought she had better do what the doctor said. As soon as she was in
position the doctor asked her to open her legs. When she did, he put his head
between them and rested his chin right on her private parts.
After a few moments and some very positive "yes, yes" type noises, the doctor
instructed her to get dressed again.
After she had, the doctor sat her down and informed her that the main cause
of her problem was just that she was drinking far too much liquid before going
"So what did the exercise in front of the mirror tell you?"
"Well," he replied, "my wife is right. A beard would suit me"