Two Indians and a computer geek were walking along in the desert when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up this hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The geek was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was
that Indian goofy or something? "No," said the other Indian. "It is mating time
for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!",
and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you.
Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off
and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"
When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the clothes and
into the cave he went.
The geek started running around the desert looking for a cave to find these
women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw
this great big cave. As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at
the size of that cave! It's bigger than the ones that those Indians found. There
must really be something really great in this cave!"
Well... he took off up the
hill at a super AST speed with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. He got in
front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He was just tickled
all over when he heard the answering call of, "WOOOOOO! WOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!
Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the
The next day, in the newspaper, the head lines read,
NAKED COMPUTER GEEK RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!!!