Herb and Rosa are in their 80s. Herb always wanted an expensive pair of
alligator shoes. Seeing them on sale one day, he purchased them and came home,
asking Rosa, "So, you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants.
So... What's different?"
Frustrated, Herb goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely
naked, just wearing the new shoes. "So, Rosa, do you notice anything
different?"
"What's different, Herb? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down
yesterday and it will be hanging down tomorrow."
Angrily Herb yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down? 'Cause it's looking
at my new shoes!!!!!"
To which Rosa replies, "Herb darling, you should have bought a new
hat."